We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Come see our sink grown plant.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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