google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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