he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
