Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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