I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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