We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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