covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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