no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
is wine microwaveable?
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize