Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv

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(513): View more from Ohio

the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!

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(925): View more from California

He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.

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(208): View more from Idaho

You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.

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(817): View more from Texas

I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....

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(479): View more from Arkansas

WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same

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