hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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