we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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