i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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