Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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