I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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