Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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