Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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