kristin has been a bad kristin
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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