people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
where am i from again
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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