I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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