the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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