it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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