fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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