shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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