She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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