she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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