and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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