im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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