My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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