Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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