p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
