the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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