It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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