Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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