I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Randomize
