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• (703): View more from Virginia

  belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah...right...LMAO

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...

  (512): View more from Texas

  Cross faded me is not the classiest.

  (817): View more from Texas

  No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?

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• (805): View more from California

  I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.

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