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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My cat gives me a boner

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(773): View more from Illinois

before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.

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(281): View more from Texas

On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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(703): View more from Virginia

She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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(703): View more from Virginia

If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?

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(207): View more from Maine

So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.

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