i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize