im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you would pick up someone in the library
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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