I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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