people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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