yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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