i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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