i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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