remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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