I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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