So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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