I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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