Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
