You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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