dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
it was like eating out sand paper
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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