break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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