The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nicole vs. Life
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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