well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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