I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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