Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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