dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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