Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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