Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
