also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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