Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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